Using the power of tweet embedding technology, I make celebrities appear to have ridiculous conversations. Read below to see Donald Trump and Jaden Smith chat about Instagram, sleep, bed construction, Shia LaBeouf, and more.
Only 29 days in the month but my kids still yelled “DADDY!” 43,848 times. Here are my favorite posts from February.
2016 is a new year but my kids are still insufferable assholes. Laugh at my misery with 15 of my favorite posts from January.
Dinnertime in my house is chaos. Do you have any magical recipes that three kids will all eat without throwing a fit about because it’s not tacos?