Embedded Tweet Celebrity Conversations – Jaden Smith and Donald Trump – Part 3

Using the power of tweet embedding technology, I make celebrities appear to have ridiculous conversations. Read below to see Donald Trump and Jaden Smith chat about Instagram, sleep, bed construction, Shia LaBeouf, and more.

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The Gladdest Stork – February

Only 29 days in the month but my kids still yelled “DADDY!” 43,848 times. Here are my favorite posts from February.

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Yes We Can (On Bring Your Kids to Work Day)

Yes We Can (On Bring Your Kids to Work Day)

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Embedded Tweet Celebrity Conversations – Jaden Smith and Donald Trump – Part 2

Using the power of tweet embedding technology, I make celebrities appear to have ridiculous conversations. Read below to see Donald Trump and Jaden Smith chat about relationships, the media, conspiracies, and more.

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Embedded Tweet Celebrity Conversations – Jaden Smith and Donald Trump – Part 1

Donald Trump and Jaden Smith chat about haters, Mac Miller, and immigration.

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The Gladdest Stork – January

2016 is a new year but my kids are still insufferable assholes. Laugh at my misery with 15 of my favorite posts from January.

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If BabyCenter Newsletter Were Written for Babies – On Scary Mommy

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Hall of Tweets Interview With The Glad Stork

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Rejected Drake Tracks – On BuzzFeed

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Dear Stork: Apathy Meal

Dear Stork,
Dinnertime in my house is chaos. Do you have any magical recipes that three kids will all eat without throwing a fit about because it’s not tacos?

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New Year, New Stork

Welcome to The Glad Stork. I write original jokes, memes, comics, ecards, infographics, and other nonsense about parenting, marriage, cubicle life, pop culture, and more. Browse the menu above.

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